Signing The Contract

What is Signing The Contract?


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When a man claims "ownership" of his "woman". He will release his semen on her face therefore finalising that she is his. He signs the contract with his love ink.

Amy "My face is itching"

Sarah "Why!?"

Amy "Oh, because Frederick signed the contract last night"


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