Sikome Lake

What is Sikome Lake?


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Sikome Lake consists of a small man-made lake, situated inside a heavily guarded 8 feet high chain-link fence.

All visitors to the pond are searched for forbidden items, these include but are not limited to alcoholic beverages. For it is more important to alienate visitors than to allow the occasional undesirable entrance with their hard lemonade.

Some say Sikome lake is synonymous with a prison camp, if only limited to look and feel. The alleged reason for this is to protect incompetent parents from losing their children and having them escape into the wild.

Woe betide if you should venture into the water on the south side of the lake.

Guards at Sikome Lake: "All parents are reminded to be within arms reach of their children"

See calgary, lake, beach, sun, prison


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