Silent Alarm

What is Silent Alarm?


1.

The act of teabagging a sleeping person, waking them up in the process.

I could feel his nuts on my face...it was a total silent alarm.

See balls, teabagging, silent, alarm, sleep

2.

When a girl wakes her man with a blowjob.

My girlfriend is the best...she woke me with a silent alarm this morning.

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