Silent Alarm

What is Silent Alarm?

The act of teabagging a sleeping person, waking them up in the process.

I could feel his nuts on my face...it was a total silent alarm.

See balls, teabagging, silent, alarm, sleep

When a girl wakes her man with a blowjob.

My girlfriend is the best...she woke me with a silent alarm this morning.

See Oz

Oh God! Whats In The Box?

1. from the movie "seven" when the delivery guy delivers the box with the dudes wifes head OH GOD! WHATS IN THE BOX? her head...

Zohovitz

1. man or woman who engages in anal, vaginal, and or oral intercourse with a robot or machine. steve loves a good zohovitz every now and t..

~owned~

1. see owned for the full def but the ~ were added for more emphasis and coolness. It Is usually used when someone gets insulted, shut down..

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