Silent Alarm

What is Silent Alarm?

The act of teabagging a sleeping person, waking them up in the process.

I could feel his nuts on my face...it was a total silent alarm.

See balls, teabagging, silent, alarm, sleep

When a girl wakes her man with a blowjob.

My girlfriend is the best...she woke me with a silent alarm this morning.

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Ostrich Tar

1. What you throw up after tossing sombodies salad. This morning my bed was covered in Ostrich Tar because of all the butt holes I ate out..

W34k

1. poor; sad; incompetent "You can't tell people what you want them to get for your birthday!" "Yeah, that's w34..

Raw Sewage

1. Straight up poop, and I otta know since I live in the sewer. Chris is a festering, wreaking cesspool of raw sewage. See chris, asshole..

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