Silent Burner

What is Silent Burner?


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A burnerfart that comes out silent and without warning. For best effect, do this in an elevator before you get off - then watch the people who get on scream as the doors close trapping them inside.

Ok, who let out a silent burner in the elevator? DAAAAAAMN!


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