Silent Jerk

What is Silent Jerk?

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when you come home drunk and try to have sex with your lady and she turns you down, you then proceed to turn the opposite way and jerk off without your girl finding out

last night after gettin' hammered drunk i got home and tried to bang my girl and she shut me down, i turned over and pulled the silent jerk

See jack off, masturbate, jerk off, yank, ejaculate
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