Silent Jerk

What is Silent Jerk?


1.

when you come home drunk and try to have sex with your lady and she turns you down, you then proceed to turn the opposite way and jerk off without your girl finding out

last night after gettin' hammered drunk i got home and tried to bang my girl and she shut me down, i turned over and pulled the silent jerk

See jack off, masturbate, jerk off, yank, ejaculate


42

Random Words:

1. Real name: Maurice Mickelwhite A nosey neighbour. Best movies are as follows 1) Get Carter (1969, not the shitty remake) 2) Zulu (196..
1. Is a cool kind of people, even called a pro, or elite... He is like Jan Banan1 - He is the best of the best See jan, banan, cool, pro,..
1. Verb. To be in a situation where bodily fluids, typically but not necessarily semen, are in urgent need of cleaning up. "He's..