Silent Partner

What is Silent Partner?


1.

A condition of the butthole, often times mis-categorized as " Jungle Booty," "Swamp Ass," or any other wet-ass syndrome. A silent partner, however, is the stinky residookie or even condensate left after a 3-hour long shit and possible prolapsed rectum. See also: seepage.

Jim: Man, someone cut one, it better not be that baby over there.

Tina: I don't think so, it doesn't seem to be getting any stronger in intensity.

Kendall: Guys, I gotta confess...its me. Well, it's not technically me, it's my silent partner.

Tina: Typical

See seepage, swamp ass, jungle booty, residookie, sbd

2.

A delicate sexual maneuver also known as the switch. When doing a girl from behind, you quickly move out of the way and let your buddy (the silent partner) finish up. Often preformed when you are about to break up with the said girl.

I was about to break up with her, so my roommate gave me $20 to pull a silent partner on her.


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