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The white, viscous fluid that arises from a mans cock end. jizz, or cock glue.
Oh shit! I've man laminated my keyboard!..
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A virgin, a guy who's awkward around women, usually because he is a gaming dork.
John: Feldmo struck out left and right last night..
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Unbirthday beatings are equal to 100 minus your actual age.
These can be given out on any day that is not your birthday, but only once ..