What is Siliconvagitis?
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Adjective modifier (sil′i kän′vaj′īt′is)
A fictitious medical condition similar to inflammation of the vagina due to presence of sand rubbing the labia minor during walking or running.
{CURE} a good stiff drink usually subsides the symptoms but may require a good ass kicking to heal the afflicted person.
Dude dont mess with him; he's suffering from siliconvagitis, I can tell because he hasn't stopped bitching all day.
Im not going to the meeting today because the boss has had siliconvagitis all week.
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