What is Silk Salmoning?
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Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.
That man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my briefcase!
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The ratio of women to men at an event.
Jose: Whats the pussy to dick ratio at the mall?
Rob: Not good man, its 1:4.
Jose: Ahh fuck th..