What is Silk Salmoning?
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Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.
That man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my briefcase!
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Clock Dragging
The act of dragging a watch on a belt loop across the floor with your pants down.
A person who has a watch clipped to o..
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The simple act of releasing silent flatuence and waiting for a friend or stanger to unknowingly walk into it with utter disgust.
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