What is Silk Salmoning?
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Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.
That man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my briefcase!
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To wander around, especially by ones self, peering at others, generally from the same sex, who are much younger then the pervert himesel..