What is Silk Salmoning?
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Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.
That man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my briefcase!
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how your anus feels after a day or two of the squits
been on the toilet all day, got an arse like a tattered sleeve
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A phrase often said with sarcasm to someone without thinking of their feelings/reactions
Wife:You have been wanking when I have been ou..
