Silly Bar Maid

What is Silly Bar Maid?


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When you take a girl and rub applesauce all over her face. Then you make her sit under the bar stool and hand you drinks.

She lost a bet so I gave her the applesauce and told her to be my Silly Bar Maid for the rest of the night.

See bartender, dirty sanchez


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