Silly Martinez

What is Silly Martinez?

A person bends over while another person takes a big juicy, red apple and shoves it up the other person's asshole.

Jasmine gave me a Silly Martinez! I couldn't walk for a week.

See silly, martinez, apple, red, juicy, asshole, ass

Lost In The Sauce

1. absolute confusion and uncertainty. I am one chick who is just lost in the sauce. See existentialism, philosophy, confusion, zen, angs..

Virgin Express To Heathrow

1. A woman experiencing an orgasm for the first time. I sent her on the Virgin Express to Heathrow last night.....

Young Padwan

1. a newbie; rookie {derived from the hit film Star Wars, but losing one syllable} Patience, young padwan. You aren't as good as a pr..

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