What is Silly Willy?
1.
When a person licks their finger, a'la a wet willy, but instead of slipping it in your ear, goes right for your butt hole.
"Dude, why did I hear you scream so loud last night?"
"That douche nugget, Pete, gave me a silly willy."
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2.
A wet willy to the eye socket.
"Ah god don't give me a silly willy!"
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3.
This is when a guy is getting head from a girl, and right before he is about to ejaculate he pulls out and sticks his wet dick in the girls ear and then blows his load in it.
Jack pulled out of Jill's mouth and gave her a Silly Willy.
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4.
A term of endearment similar to Funny Goober.
girl: Youre my funny goober.
Guy: Well, youre my silly willy.
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