Silsbee

What is Silsbee?

1.

A.K.A. Smoketown. Home to Silsbillies. Average IQ: 54. Average income: Welfare. Demographic: 50% white, 50% black, but feels like 10% white, 90% black due to excessive audio pollution. Crime rate: cheap, mostly free. City color: Green. It's the color of money and weed. City song: "Thug Livin'". Average Education: Sex. Most visited website: girlsgonewild Favorite Restaurant: McDonald's. Favorite Prom Picture Location: McDonald's. Largest Employer: McDonald's. Most Purchased Item: Bullets, Hand Lotion. Favorite shopping location : TIE- Dollar General, Goodwill. Most Densley Populated Areas: Projects, hood, KFC, County Jail, back of patrolman's car

"Kat Williams said that when he is away from Detroit, Silsbee feels like home."

See welfare, black, crime, pollution

2.

The hardest town in Texas, where the guys look like shit, but the ladies know how to work it!

Silsbee is the SHIT!
9

Random Words:

Zurkei
1. The essence of pure awesomeness. Dude he is totally has some Zurkei in him. See zurkei, fry..
Read more
Unggoy
1. in the halo seris they are known as grunts, unggoy is the name they game themselfs that unggoy's head just exspolded into a bunch ..
Read more
Idby
1. I dont believe you, often used in text or internet language among young people. John: I'm going to America tomorrow to eat in McDo..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free