Silver Surfer

What is Silver Surfer?


1.

Someone who is over 50 who uses the Internet, silver meaning the colour of hair commonly associated with the over 50s.

My Dad is a silver surfer.

2.

1. (n) A comic book character

2. A Complete state of beyond failure. Recognizable by a person that is bent over on his/her knees and covering their face with their arm.

Person 1: Oh shit! he just crashed his dad's mustang!

Person 2: It looks like he's Silver Surfer

See silver, surfer, fail, comic, avgn

3.

the capri-sun guy who travels across worlds to refresh kids, often mistaken for a villian

i dont know think of one using the silver surfer

See silver, surfer, caprisun, guy, refresh

4.

The act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's feet and then proceeds to give her a foot massage.

Dude, I totally gave Suzy a silver surfer last night!

See silver, surfer

5.

When a man has sex with a woman while using a a tin foil condom. This act is usually followed up by a the cosmic power.

"I totally hurt myself when I silver surfer my girlfriend last week"

See silver, surfer, fantastic, cosmic, power


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