What is Simaism?
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The art of getting the first letter of the first word mixed with the second letter of the second word - or visa versa.....
1 - So sorry I did not call back but i "pucked up my fuc code" simaism and could not access my mobile.
2 - My bears are eyely open.
3 - I do not want to grow up and be a farted kipper (carpet fitter)
4 - Am sure you met ge!
And all true and bithout a weverage
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To introduce 2 people via e-mail.
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a completely shaved pussy
Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.
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Adjective used to describe something silly or someone acting queer.
Man, you sure are queebiniscent today. You might as well come over ..