What is Simaism?
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The art of getting the first letter of the first word mixed with the second letter of the second word - or visa versa.....
1 - So sorry I did not call back but i "pucked up my fuc code" simaism and could not access my mobile.
2 - My bears are eyely open.
3 - I do not want to grow up and be a farted kipper (carpet fitter)
4 - Am sure you met ge!
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