Simba'd

What is Simba'd?


1.

When a man takes left over cum and wipes it on a female's forehead moments after sex, declaring "Simba" as he does it.

"Last night, after Rick and I had sex, he Simba'd me!"

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2.

The act of rubbing jizz in a circular motion on a person's forehead immediately after cumming on it with your index and middle fingers. Just as the blue-butted monkey did in the lion king after simba was born.

Guy #1: "Dude, that girl last night was so hot!"

Guy #2: "Haha, yeah she was until I Simba'd that ho."

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