What is Simba'd?
1.
When a man takes left over cum and wipes it on a female's forehead moments after sex, declaring "Simba" as he does it.
"Last night, after Rick and I had sex, he Simba'd me!"
See
2.
The act of rubbing jizz in a circular motion on a person's forehead immediately after cumming on it with your index and middle fingers. Just as the blue-butted monkey did in the lion king after simba was born.
Guy #1: "Dude, that girl last night was so hot!"
Guy #2: "Haha, yeah she was until I Simba'd that ho."
See
Random Words:
1.
Very hairy guy, except for the top of his head.
More hair on his shoulders than on his dome.
My God! Daren looks like a bald Wookie!!
..
1.
An otherwise neutral object or topic that has been invaded by estrogen charged particles to the detrament of any male getting involved.
..