What is Simchun?
1.
Used to describe extremely short and white individuals, characterised by an unexplanable sexual attraction to horny old caucasian men.Typically, a "simchun", also known as a "horny smurf", acts very queer and homosexual and speaks very weirdly under stress,but under this veneer lies a typically pre-pubescent young man with raging hormones wanting to put his typically bald phallus up various female's buttocks.
Don't be a simchun and leer at pigs.
See
Random Words:
1.
n. The act of two girls performing a blowjob on the same penis simultaneously.
When Carly and Jenna told him they wanted to give him a ..
1.
smells like crap
man whats that jizzle quizzle?..
