What is Simchun?
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Used to describe extremely short and white individuals, characterised by an unexplanable sexual attraction to horny old caucasian men.Typically, a "simchun", also known as a "horny smurf", acts very queer and homosexual and speaks very weirdly under stress,but under this veneer lies a typically pre-pubescent young man with raging hormones wanting to put his typically bald phallus up various female's buttocks.
Don't be a simchun and leer at pigs.
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A person who rides a skateboard.
"Dude look at the skateboarder,Man what a planker Wanka"
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