What is Simeon?
1.
(Adj.) A word discribing one of exeptional attributes, such as upper-body Strength,
drawing skills, and/or the power to make heads explode by merely staring in an obsessive manner at the victim.
Also slang for "Malagan".
"Gee, That was so Simeon", exclaimed Jesus after defeating the roman army using nothing but his thumb.
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2.
The cute one
You're the Simeon in our group.
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3.
A word used to describe a person with uncharacteristically apish features/attributes...sometimes reserved for people successful in hunter/gatherer endeavors.
Man that bitch stole the Simeon's V-Card over the summer.
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The Simeon blew his hot steamy load over the fresh box of imported Chiquita bananas.
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