Simi Rattan

What is Simi Rattan?

1.

MY lesbian lover; the one who pretends to have a boyfriend so she won't be ostracized by society (but in truth wants me)

Simi and I met for lunch and a movie

15

Random Words:

Anal Relocation
1. A surgical procedure in which the rectum and anus are moved to a more convenient location. Tim always carried around breath mints to hi..
Read more
Romaine Noodles
1. Originated by K. Spelich (one of many unique phrases one might overhear when "speaking Spelich"). Romaine noodles are actuall..
Read more
Housewarming Party Up Topper
1. This occurs when a proud new home buyer throws a party in celebration of their new home purchase. One of the patrons (after explaining w..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free