Simian Servant

What is Simian Servant?

A monkey butler. Similar to the monkeys in the PG Tips adverts, but in a waistcoat, carrying a silver platter.

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Scrobing

1. When an animal such as a cat or dog licks it's genitalia. Jonny, "Gus stop scrobing Digory." See cats, dogs, fur, clean..

Bonding

1. To apply Gold Bond Medicated Powder to the genitalia of the male, or female, body (generally male). Bonding leaves the user with a cool..

Episped

1. A person that enjoys epiphone guitars. Nathan is such an episped See epiphone, 1337, brown shower, budapest, cymon..

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