What is Similies?
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Something you don't want your grandparents talking in.
(The astericks (*) mark the similies and similie phrases.)
Your granpa: "Geez whiz you young rascal. When my family went on road trips we didn't have a drive-thru to stop at. Us young whippersnappers had to pack our own ham and cheese sandwiches, then we'd hop in the car with our parents, and *we'd be off like a dirty shirt.*"
Your granma recalling the good times on her deathbed. Sighs, "Your granpa used to *ride me like a stallion.*"
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a scrotum which hangs through a rip or tear in pants
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A sex act between two lesbians. A French Banana occurs when two lesbians use a strap ondildo and then proceed to go ass to mouth with it..
