Similies

What is Similies?


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Something you don't want your grandparents talking in.

(The astericks (*) mark the similies and similie phrases.)

Your granpa: "Geez whiz you young rascal. When my family went on road trips we didn't have a drive-thru to stop at. Us young whippersnappers had to pack our own ham and cheese sandwiches, then we'd hop in the car with our parents, and *we'd be off like a dirty shirt.*"

Your granma recalling the good times on her deathbed. Sighs, "Your granpa used to *ride me like a stallion.*"

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