What is Similoser?
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someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"
"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"
"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"
All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
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When after a three-day weekend or vacation your first day back at work falls on a day other than Monday. The sensation of Monday is pres..
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The tall puerto rican that lives down the street from you and looks just like weezy
Emmanuel lopez lives down the street from me and lo..
