Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Sheart

1. a friend who is nice to your face but then talks about you badly behind your back. Did you hear what jeff said about you, I thought he ..

Virna

1. Virna means pervert, but a classy one, like the smooth men that get all the women and the women don't mind that he's sleazy be..

Vagive

1. An alternative to the word Vagina, meaning woman. This is used specifically in the game of Kings. Since 6 is men drink, and 6 rhymes wit..

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