What is Similoser?
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someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"
"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"
"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"
All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
Random Words:
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Coffee, or any caffinated drink
I am going to 7-11 to get some mormon crack to stay awake
See drugs, coffee, mormon, soda..
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most people define them as chicken breasts like the things you eat. but these are much danglier &produce more milk.
Mom- Christina ..
