Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Zompires

1. Zompires are a cross between Zombies and Vampires. Zompires are the creatures that are featured in the movie I Am Legend, also know as ..

Romantic Dick

1. when a guy places a rose between the dick and balls horizontally, often used to seduce a girl Bob placed a rose between his dick and ba..

Yoochun

1. Yoochun is the middle child of Dong Bang Shin Ki, a famous Korean boy band that is popular in Asia. DBSK has gotten into the Guinness B..

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