Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Lasorienddappque

1. spanish street slang for "wooly mammoth" "yo momma so big she looks like a lasorienddappque!" See fat person, ice ..

Joohova

1. A stupid bastard who doesn't celebrate holidays cuz they are cheap fucking bastards Look at the joohova over there stingy bitch. ..

Bumberatti

1. To More than like someone but to early for Love. Goodnight Laura BUMBERATTI See Lewis..

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