Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Coldies

1. Cold beers in the fridge, ready to drink. We've got some coldies, ready for the game. See beer, drink, drunk, fridge, game..

Guysexual

1. A non-threatening term used to describe a person who prefers guys. Usually applies to a gay male, as an alternative to gay, queer, fa..

Embassy

1. U.S. Embassy: the one place you can find in every big town in any country, worldwide, where any U.S. Citizen immediately feels at home a..

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