What is Similoser?
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someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"
"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"
"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"
All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
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A blended mixture of fruit, nuts, and bats. It is the only dish batman knows how to prepare.
Bruce invited me over for a dish of his ho..
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A handy tool used for cleaning razors. Also found in various ytmnds. Avalible to buy at razor-gator.com.
Also doubles as a vampire remo..
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someone who is very special to another person
sam is kate's lucky charm because she is small and green
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When a man is recievin..
