Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Asstrogen

1. 1. The hormone produced by a homosexual from the testes. 2. The retarded sister hormone of estrogen. 3. The drunk way of saying "..

Mesticulator

1. Usually a pencil, #2 of course, or a pen which is found underneath the couch, chair or radiator that is used to mesticulate the carbons ..

Fuck Shui

1. A belief system created by 325 Marines fuck shui or fuck shway is the belief in the cosmic system of fuck. In that there is a continuing..

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