Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Kubus

1. Pseudonym of an infamous representative of the long extinct Beat culture. Few actual facts are known, but his birthplace is widely bel..

Nigger Lipped

1. when smoking out of a pipe or cigarette you put it too much in your mouth and get your saliva on it putting the the whole part of the m..

Childroids

1. Annoying children. The equivalent of Hemroidal pain only caused by children! "The children are a pain in the ass today, Hun can yo..

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