Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Oompa Drop

1. A sexual act. While the man is standing with feet a little more than shoulder width apart, he then bends at the knees lowering his crotc..

Truckster

1. The level of villianry. They do diabolical things and cause destruction every where they drive. There are many levels of trucksters some..

133t

1. A commonly used word to mis-represent "elite." Frequently used by "script kiddies" to make themselves feel like hac..

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