Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Sewhora

1. The chick that goes to Sephora before going out, usually before dinner. She hits the cosmetic store to try on all the free samples and g..

Twing

1. twing is a male ruler of the twitter kingdom or a male who thinks they are the ruler of the twitter kingdom. Rick told the twitter comm..

Leesah

1. one of the most awesome people you will ever meet in your life; she's an amazing friend; hilarious without trying to be; always car..

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