Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Vitaly

1. A genius. To call Vitaly's understanding of the world "above-average" is an insult. Omniscient is more like it. Compare..

Zero Control

1. The neatoest guy in the world Zero Control owns you...

Arynn

1. Arynn is the most beautiful girl in the world,she has the greatest personality,and the cutest smile that could brighten anyones day,shes..

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