What is Similoser?
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someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"
"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"
"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"
All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
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saying that means what you are asking for is absolutely not going to happen.
When somebody asks for something that you're not goin..
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When a poker player takes a long time to make a decision.
Fortunately, he "went in the tank", so I knew my hand was good.
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