Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Yousuckoria

1. A sickness in which the person is a serious serious SERIOUS loser. Like holy crap man, go get a cure. LaShonda : Daaaaannngggg girl, I ..

Splu

1. the speech flu, when one becomes sick on the day she or he has to give a speech Katie: Where where you yesterday? Kali: I got a case o..

Cowfister

1. Cowfister is a term to inuslt Canadians You dang non-American Cowfister!! See candian, insult, name, derogatory..

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