Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Fastpost

1. When two members of an internet forum post the same or very similiar responses to a thread at the same time. The poster whose response a..

Bitch Ditched

1. when a girl ditches you to hang out with her girlfriends -Hey dude, Melissa just bitch ditched tonight after she told me not to make pl..

Featch

1. to say something is featch means it is good ah man that burrito was so featch dude you see that pole jam he did, shit was featch See ..

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