What is Similoser?
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someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"
"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"
"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"
All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
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Great british boxer from southport, manchester. A welterweight fighter. Don't underestimate this guy over his size, he will drop yo..
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to get off in a girl as fast as you can (5 seconds or less), and then get up and run away as fast as you can yelling "arreba arreba..
