Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Zach Merrick

1. bassist, and one of the vocalist for the all time coolest band ever All Time Low and one of the hottest dudes to ever walk the planet,..

W.a.s.

1. Stands for Wide Ass Syndrome. A genetic syndrome that causes the subject to have an enlarged posterior. D! Look! Those chicks have a ba..

Ill_fated

1. Complete Jerk to Hammerhead, posts crap and tries to avoid the language block by going around it "f|_|ck" He should be banned..

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