What is Similoser?
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someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"
"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"
"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"
All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
Random Words:
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Referring to Homosexuals
Announcer: "On the left of the ship, you can see a bunch of homosexuals. A la isquierda del barco pueden ..
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After Dropping the Cosbys at the pool, to have to return to continue the act of doing so.
Man it wasnt enough... I forgot to drop off T..
