Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Nooje

1. A "noob" covered in semen, usually a Runescape player who is a member of the "Castle Wars Greatest" clan, or similia..

Reebz

1. A reference to any person with a high power of reebzordial authority as given by Reebzus Crist Yo Reebz, get off my piece! See scrigga..

Leyland Theory

1. When a man (usually early 20's) has sexual relations with women 4-5 years their junior. Once again Rob's partaking in the Ley..

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