Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Kimya

1. To become obsessed with something, to be obsessive about something. -Dude I just totally listened to the Gerbils for the first time in ..

Homeshit

1. a cross between homework and bullshit; used when having an increasingly frustrating time with homework, or when you are disgusted with t..

Vagdryna

1. A vagina that won't get wet. I tried to have sex with her but her damn vagdryna wouldn't let it happen. See vagina, vagdryna..

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