Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Pancake Batter

1. the thick, tary shit left on the upper portion of a toilet bowl even after the toilet has been flushed. Dude . . . you should have seen..

Kari H.

1. Kari H. is a funny one. She is wild and crazy and is a cutie. She wears the hot pink glasses in science and likes to wear saran wrap ski..

Nuzzler

1. A nuzzler is an individual that enjoys the sensation of testicles rubbing against their lower lip and chin while performing a blowjob. ..

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