Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Friggin'

1. adjective a handy word used to replace "fuckin(g)" in arguments with your mom What the crap, mom, that's so fu-friggin&..

Baby Teriyaki

1. the same as chicken teriyaki only the chicken is replaced with a human fetus Them slopes at the food place were all out of chicken so t..

Open Oozers

1. ANY festation of oozing sores or sore on your body. ANYWHERE! While Mandy was clinking a cheers with the local crackhead, she told him..

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