Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Daisuki

1. i love you to a signifigant other Daisuki desu. in which you awnser, anata mo daisuki desu. See love, japan, girlfriend, boyfriend 2...

Bonfire Bollocks

1. A boy with ginger pubic hairs! 'your dad's got bonfire bollocks!!'..

W3irdal

1. One of the sexiest people in the world! Also known to idle alot and make be uterly useless. Also, is hard to understand at times, but ..

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