Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Fairitism

1. a minor virus that last about 3 weeks causing a human to become extremely excited to go the youth fair The girl had fairitism for havin..

Dingfad

1. two people who are gay together and like to shave their legs and arms kyle and weslie are both dingfads!!! See weslie, kyle, gay, shav..

Your Shits Weak

1. Your shits weak. Used when talking smack to someone and saying there come backs are weak. "Yo momma" - "Your shits wea..

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