Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Quim-ninja

1. any male who uses martial arts on a vagina. results may vary I had no idea Steve was a quim-ninja, until he dragon punched my uterus la..

Punko

1. a really far out punk that is very impulsive and hyper. will probably steal a stop sign at a moments notice or show up at someone elses ..

Penocchio

1. A penis that shrinks whenever its owner lies to a woman. Jon's penocchio startled Jess when it continually kept shrinking. See sh..

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