Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Your Mother's Cavernous Vagina

1. The long tunnel into the light that you call a vagina. See also, Hot Topic. And pink sock. Dude, I went into your mother's caverno..

Kehoed

1. being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink often leading ..

Hangdog

1. describes the sum of unpleasant physiological effects following heavy consumption of alcoholic beverages. The most common reported chara..

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