Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Neol

1. is a cool nerd NErd coOL A neol is always prepared with a dic...tionary See neol 2. Someone who is very smart, talented and has an ..

Jupression

1. the long, and painful depression the takes over once 11th grade, or junior year, begins. It lasts pretty much the whole year until the e..

Jizzy Poo

1. placing jizz on a fresh poop. When excurting fecal matter; masturbate penis and once your about to jizz point penis head down toward sh..

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