Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Gtj

1. acronym for Google that junk! how am i supposed to know? gtj! See google, that, junk, acronym, search..

W00tpwn

1. see woot! see pwn put them together w00tpwn! lol i r teh l337 pwnerizer..

Turn-burglaring

1. when the oppertunity for you to turn in your vehicle is foiled by another motorist or pedestrian getting in your way, thus thwarting you..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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