What is Similoser?
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someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"
"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"
"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"
All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
Random Words:
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1. a euphemism for sex with a hot Asian.
2. Dinner in America.
1. "Yeah, tonight I'm gonna have Breakfast in China at my apa..
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when a girl's vagina is so big that a dude can wiggle his weiner around like when someone is playing the triangle.
man, bea's..
