Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Russian Noodle Salad

1. Eating the mixture of pubic hairs and dried semen from your sexual partner's under-carriage. "Oh God, eat my Russian Noodle S..

Bagfog

1. To violently slap someone across the face with at least one of your breasts. When I was a baby, my mother would bagfog me when she was ..

I'd Smack That

1. saying that females use when they find someone of the opposite sex attractive. This is the version of "I'd tap that" cent..

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