Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Zero Out

1. The ability to hold in a hit of reefer smoke(preferably from sinsemilla) for a long enough time to completely absorbe all of the smoke i..

Unteh

1. unteh is part of the 733t language used on the Internet. It's the basic opposite of "teh"... if it's not teh, it&apo..

Buttered Waffle

1. Fucking a chick who's face is pressed up against a chain link fence, then cumming on her face. Jenna's face looks like a slip..

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