Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Nymphosomnia

1. Nim·foe·som·ni·a noun Inability to obtain sufficient sleep, esp. caused by sex; difficulty in falling or staying asleep; sleeplessne..

*<:o)

1. Clown, clowning around You're being such a *<:o) See clown, joker, joking..

Zanex

1. An amazing pills that fucks you up. Side effects are tiredness; falling down, lost of memory, ect. The pills is mostly prescpited to peo..

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