Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Leg Hound

1. 1. a male dog the humps your leg 2. a young man with a powerful sex drive that will fuck anybody, anything, anytime, anywhere. 1. What..

Urban Dic-head

1. Similar to Urban Dic-Junky but even more of an idiot. An Urban Dic-Head submits more nonsensical, stupid, made-up words than an Urban Di..

Zombiepenis

1. An Undead Persons (Zombie) Penis Wow that zombie has a big Zombiepenis See zombiepenis, zombie, zomg!..

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