Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Goldstar

1. A lesbian who has never had sex with a man. A 'pure' lesbian. "She's a member of the goldstar club" See golds..

Zabner

1. the greatest last name, which also leads to the coolest kids ever to live on this earth. dude, i wanna be a zabner. See awesome, radi..

Frispy

1. meaning Fresh Or Good normally relating to a persons clothing, or posessions. My clothes are so old, your clothes are Frispy. These Cl..

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