What is Similoser?
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someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"
"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"
"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"
All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
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a delicous combination of chocolate and wafers combined to create a magical blast of flavor and is quite delicious when frozen.
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The guys who stand outside a victoria secrets like a dog waiting for thier girlfriend/wife to come outside
Guy 1-Hey, aren't you c..
