Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Ninjaserv

1. 1. Synonym for faggot 2. Homosexual in denial 1. "Dude, I saw you kissing my brother. You're a NinjaServe!" 2. "I..

Rashwan

1. a huge sumo wrestler born in north korea who loves food. that's person is going to win since he is a rashwan See fat, huge, annoy..

Forturner?

1. an immediate follow-up to "who me?" -Sitting in interview at Turner Industries- "What kind of work do you do?" &q..

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