Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Slapping The Pope

1. A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation. The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head ..

Good Kids

1. teens who are adept and innovative at avoiding getting caught when getting into trouble usually said to parent's who ask too many ..

Konkie

1. A word to describe feelings of any sort. "i was feelin all vexxed and konkie as soon as i got home" "Omg konnie i so wa..

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