What is Similoser?
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someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"
"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"
"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"
All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
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A trio of hot, young students.. working their way up the pole or ladder. Furthermore, they hussle and bussle.
Their slogan goes someth..
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A person who gives blow jobs.
Penney is such a great oral enthusiast.
See oral, blow job, enthusiast, suck, dick..
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A Competition, often held at the end of college finals week, in which teams of four attempt to first consume a 30 pack of beer, then an ..
