What is Similoser?
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someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"
"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"
"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"
All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
Random Words:
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innebrieated, drunk, drinking. from "on the turpentine"
"me and the lads were on the turps, long story short, i shat in ..
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Leche = Spanish word for milk.
When you see a girl with big boobs, you milk her and bring a bag of cookies along.
Man, you gotta get s..
