Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Konkey Wacker

1. an extremely hugely super duperly dumb ditzy person. Oh my gosh you konkey wacker 2+2 is four, not six See blonde, ditz, dumb..

Long Time

1. Slang in Thailand for "all night" used by the slant slash hookers to notate length of sexual encounter. (see Short Time) (se..

Quiet 15

1. A masturbation session He's in his room. Probably having a quiet 15. 1. A masturbation session He's in his room. Probably ..

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