Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Queefsicle

1. When someone queefs, stores in a container of some sort, and then decides to cryogenically freeze it for later use. Samantha just creat..

Mediawash

1. When the media influences someone so much that it affects the person's life and/or personality. 1.) Bobby uses many quotes from mu..

Getting Brain

1. receiving oral stimulation of the penis from another's mouth. I was getting brain from the girl in the passenger seat. See blow j..

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