Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Jorb Doky

1. The absence of the meaning of anything. Are you a Jorb Doky, or are you just being one? See jorb, meaning, no, school..

Jerk Star

1. someone who's a jerk to the maximum! "ahhh i can't believe he would drink all the kool-aid!" "gurl, your litt..

Rickles

1. (adj.) something that is wicked awesome. dude, that board is way rickles. See awesome, phenomenal, cool, wicked, amazing..

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