What is Similoser?
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someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"
"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"
"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"
All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
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A fat gay jewish asian kid who has turrets
Tommy's such a yellow player
See yellow, player, fat, jewish, gay, asian..
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To be the perfect drifter of social crowds in high school. able to move effortlessly from being a show-hopping punk one day, to a smooth..
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A statement repeated by girls when they get drunk, especially ones who can't get enough attention when they are sober. This is in..
