What is Similoser?
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someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"
"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"
"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"
All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
Random Words:
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A name for someone with too much gum and not enough tooth
Joanne had a bad tooth to gum ratio, she was a zoe moulding
See zoe, tooth, ..
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Not to be confused with the chunky dieamond encrusted prayer beads worn by the Buddha, which is of course Buddhabling.
The stupid name ..
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to fool or kid someone; to pull a fast one
I won? Seriously? Are you yanking my chain?..
