Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Zeus's Beard

1. adj. How aweful, what a suprise By Zeus's Beard she is beautiful: By Zeus's Beard what an accident See aweful, suprise, sho..

Dat Itis

1. The drowsy sleepy feeling you get after eating a large meal. Usual meals like big Sunday dinners, Thanksgiving and Christmas meals. Man..

Z-force

1. man with many talents&strenghts, and sensetive on the inside the man was a very z-force type of man he just didn't show it Se..

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