Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

J-blo

1. A J-blo is a form of masturbation where a man or woman contorts their body in the shape of a "J" so as to give oral pleasure t..

Infinite Monkey Theory

1. The now debunked theory that if you give an infinite number of monkeies an infinite number of typewriters, they will reproduce the works..

Outback

1. 1) Restaurant franchise that is headquartered in Tampa, Florida; renowned for its thick, juicy steaks and savory Bloomin' Onions ..

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