Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Que Pasa

1. A phrase meaning what's up or how's it goingin Spanish. Often used as a casual greeting between two or more friends. see also..

Cloutdog

1. The Alpha dog, very well mannered, has unbelievable restraint. Can always be called upon for the best night of sex you have ever experi..

Quapico

1. 1) Feeling good; everything is mellow 2) in basketball: When you are on fire 1) Dude 1#: How you feeling man? Dude #2: Quapico! 2) M..

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