Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Inturdnet

1. a sad and scary place full of wankors that should get out more You need to find a repair shop for your blow up dolly?? Try the inturdne..

Dirty Gecko

1. While your nailing a girl against the wall corner when your behind her, you try to put it in her butt she will try to climb up the wall ..

Hold Some Ends

1. a phrase used when one is asking to borrow money from a friend or acquaintance. "hey let me hold some ends, I'll hit you back..

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