Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Van Dam

1. v. to make a serious face in order to make it seem like you're sober when you clearly are not. especially when cops are present. d..

Skull Fucker

1. A person who sticks his penis in a person's eye. You remember that one eyed chick? She loved to be skull fucked. 2. a problem t..

Zach Mac Blue

1. A white puertorican that eats man dick everyday he oils mens penis with chicken grease before sucks them Guy:Can i kiss u Guy 2: YOur..

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