What is Similoser?
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someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"
"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"
"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"
All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
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alcohol-i.e. keystone ice
"get snaps on the audi quattro"..
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An ordinary cannonball misnamed to upset/anger people within a close proximity of you. While doing a cannonball you must exclaim "s..
