Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Yo Zeen

1. a form of greeting; dude 1: hey man! dude 2: YO ZEEN! See yo, zeen, city, seen, scene..

Junk Comb

1. The sexual act of finishing oneself off in your partners hair. I pulled out of Clarissa all hot and wet, then went scalp-side to give h..

Kadath

1. Another name given for the source of all male power. See chode /me draws all my l337z0r strength from the Chode of Kadath and obliterat..

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