What is Similoser?
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someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"
"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"
"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"
All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
Random Words:
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A TV show that is supposed to be funny.
"Please. Zap. Channel. NOW."
See Delf
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A person who retains power and influence ..
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This is when a naked guy is barely backfloating so that only his erect penis is clearly visible above the water.
Stew was playing subma..
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defined in english as dickcheese. The white creamy substance that is found on the head of a penis after the foreskin has been pulled bac..
