Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Ahhpfff

1. it is a rather complex word really, there are a vast ammount of uses for the word...such as....... when someone says something and you..

Fannynob

1. A vagina with a small penis inside. Will you suck my fannynob? See Mikey..

Genosuicidal

1. (1) A state of rationality wherein you most likely feel you want to mass massacre, but out of your own fault and so conscience turns you..

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