What is Similoser?
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someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"
"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"
"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"
All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
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sneeze good and hard and when you sneeze a good portion of mucus comes flying out, but your mouth is shut, and as you inhale to sneeze a..
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He shoves around the blind people. He is here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
I am superior.
- The Shover Robot
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