Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Dipcrackah'

1. a stupid white boy trying to act black and failing misrebly "god man ur such a frikkin dipcrackah'!" See dipwad, nerdfa..

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1. An emoticon used to indicate sarcasm online without the use of * *. Generally used in a derogative sense. Jose: I can lick my elbow! ..

Ityawap

1. Acronym for "I Thought Your Ass Was A Pussy." When you want to stick it in a girl's ass without her permission, and you ..

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