Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Frabberjabber

1. meaningless prattle that people often go on with, unconnected with anything anyone actually cares about but that fills up dead air space..

Yetzur

1. Yetzur is the Hebrew word for creature. In Israel this word is used to describe someone that's a freak, weirdo or.... creature. &..

Rubio

1. Spanish for blonde, often referring to a person. Kinda like blondy. Can also refer to skin tone, like blanco Yo Rubio, venga aquí! See..

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