Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Donatang

1. slang for a cross between a ape and a human. Usually very hideous, and is found publicly masterbating. Often used in phrases as a insult..

Nusty

1. Adjective- Nasty, Disgusting, Gross. Usually pertaining to a woman. Other uses: Nuss, Nuss-Nuss, Puss-nusty, 'sup nuss "U..

Jean Ass

1. When a pair of jeans are worn by a girl they create the perfect apple shaped ass, but when they are removed the ass no longer retains th..

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