Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Gilk

1. some one who has a limp, foams at the mouth, and is so retarted the only words they know are Der Der Der Do you know jimmy, he is such ..

Kundabung

1. The resulting blockage after excessive consumption of pies. Im all Kundabung'd up! See constipation, shit, poo, blockage, pies, a..

Billee

1. person who would love to put a throw a taser in the eye of anyone who annoys them; also described as coldhearted that girl is such a bi..

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