Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Okage

1. "Okage", the burnt rice that sometimes sticks to the bottom of a cooking pot, is sometimes used to refer to women like to hang..

Blog Envy

1. 1) The jealousy you feel when you see another blog getting recognition in the mainstream press. (2) The jealousy you feel when you real..

Crayola Storm

1. someone who wears as many of the brightest colors as is humanly possible, all at the same time, think clowns and 80s neon style of dress..

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