What is Similoser?
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someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"
"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"
"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"
All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
Random Words:
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Using 9/11 as a argument blocker while posting in an internet forum.
Forum Guy 1 "Turn signals are used to tell other drivers what..
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The malformed clit/penis of a hermaphrodite
DUDE!!!! I thought this was straight porn until her hermafrowilly slipped out! I'm go..
