Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Dripod

1. When an ipod only has a few songs or no songs at all because the person that bought it blew their whole wad on the ipod and has no cash ..

Vivash

1. Vivash is a god. Plain and simple. You ever call vivash by the name ''Alex'' you get cancer.. immideatly. 1. Vivash..

Flamingo Bleaching

1. Wanking off whilst doing a handstand. I walked in on Terry flamingo bleaching the other day. See flamingo, bleach, handstand, wank, up..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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