Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Man Boob

1. You get man boobs when you eat a lot of food. Then you become fat, then all of a sudden PFFFFT!!! Man boobs. Holy crap! Those are som..

Vintage Kids

1. High school kids who listen to 30's and 40's jazz and swing music,enjoy swing and jitterbug dancing,use old slang from same er..

T-bill

1. like the sex act of t-bag or t-bagging, this has to do with a stockbroker sticking his thick, firm, long-term government bond in and out..

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