Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Alligator Arms

1. When someone "pretends" to reach for the check at a meal with friends but always get to it a little to late. Or when the bill..

Oh Butt

1. When you are walking through the halls of your school and you see a hot chick with a nice ass. You don't know her but you feel like..

Officer Candidates School

1. The USMC OCS is located in Quantico, Virginia. This is a place that college students with psychology, sociology, fine arts, philosophy,..

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