What is Similoser?
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someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"
"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"
"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"
All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
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when one performs felacio on a chic while she is taking a dump.
Dude! Dave gave Annette a muddy beaver in the bathroom. he said it smel..
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a madradhair take off that's not nearly as hip or judgemental
so I updated my yousuckirule profile last night
See Abby..
