Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Diviance

1. A word to give the true meaning to the words "badass" and "cool as shit". Diviance gives the true meaning to cool a..

Longest

1. a term to define how 'long a womans dick is' this term refers to the hottness factor of a woman, the longer the hotter. This ..

Hedgepie

1. Insult used in 16th Century England, like in a Shakespearean play. Be is nothing but a loggerheaded fensucked hedgepie! See idiot, pun..

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