Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Textretary

1. Texting on behalf of someone else My husband is text message challenged. Therefore, I am his textretary. See text, message, slang, te..

Poes

1. Derogitory for vagina, or someone who acts like a cunt. Pass the spliff you fucking poes! Jesus that cunteater is a slippery poes! Do..

1. Short for Windows 7, the shockingly original name given to Microsoft's latest operating system. "So man, are you planning to ..

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