Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Uline

1. A case of clamydia or gonorrhea. Creamy or green, pus-like discharge from the penis. Used to explain the dripping stain in your underwea..

Bellhorse

1. very hard worker,dedicated to his work. almost singularly attached to a leading bricklayer. referring to the strongest,most willing car..

Zelenka

1. Zelenka, Longest Reigning HWL Honor Champion. Hall of Famer, The True Leader Of D3 Zelenka is better than j00 2. some crazy russian..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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