Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Ereculate

1. The act of accidentally ejaculating when trying to obtain only an erection I was fooling around with my girlfriend and ereculated See ..

R U Bout Shit

1. if asking female that means are you sucking or fucking. if asking another guy it means are you tryed to do something/ chill/ get bitche..

Oostburg

1. A small town known for four to five main family names who populate the city insestually to keep there village free from sinners, but in ..

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