What is Similoser?
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someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"
"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"
"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"
All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
Random Words:
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The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.
I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!
See invert, inverted..
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To be controlled and run by monkeys, mainly in boats, ships or planes.
I work in a monkey-navigated jumbo jet...
