Similoser

What is Similoser?

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"

All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

Criznet

1. Crib, or house Yo, I gots bounce to ma criznet!..

Zillafied

1. When someone has gone from an otherwise peaceful state to one of rage and acting out. To behave unexpectedly in a manner similar to God..

U Tubed

1. Someone who just got their ass kicked or embarrassed by someone with a video cam then downloaded for broadcast on u tube Did you check ..

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