Simitch

What is Simitch?

When a person has no particular reason to call a friend but does so anyway. i.e. Their cell phone's sim card seemed to be itching for attention.

Person 1: Hi! How are you doing? What's up?

Person 2: Fine, nothing much happening here and you?

Person 1: Same here, just had a major simitch and decided to call.

See sim, card, cell, phone, mobile, itch

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