Simmonesque

What is Simmonesque?

To drink a lot in the privacy of your own room before going out to either a party or your friends room.

Person A: "How much did you drink last night?"

Person B: "I had like 8 shots before i came to your room"

Person A: "Wow, how simmonesque of you"

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