What is Simmons Fucked?
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The act of being fired (or, "
"Hey, what did you get for Christmas?"
"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."
"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."
"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"
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Something you buy for a person to make them forget things.
Person 1: "You know what you should get them, Drugstore Vodka."
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Fucking a loose Pussy - you feel Nothing!
Fucking Jenna Jameson is Like Throwing a Pickle Down a Hallway!
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To talk on the phone in the bathroom while sitting on the toilet without any regrets or feelings of embarrassment, even while flushing.
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