Simmons Fucked

What is Simmons Fucked?

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The act of being fired (or, " fucked") by Simmons Media. This happens extremely often, and most of the time around the holidays.

"Hey, what did you get for Christmas?"

"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."

"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."

"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"

See fucked, utah, fired

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