What is Simmons Fucked?
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The act of being fired (or, "
"Hey, what did you get for Christmas?"
"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."
"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."
"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"
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