What is Simmons-it-in?
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The act of parking your car in such a manner that a quick exit is possible. Even if it requires multiple maneuvers to achieve it.
"Hey, why you simmonsing your car now, we're just getting coffee?"
"Shut up and get out of the car and let me simmons-it-in!"
"Good shit, yo."
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