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1. Drunk dialing for the 21st century. Sending text messages after drinking too much wine. After several bottles of wine with pals at din..

1. noun: a bold faced lie so audaciously transparent that it defies all conceivable logic. A lie ardently defended even when the liar know..

1. the act of using a plunger to dislodge chrome from the underbelly of a fruitcake "Honey, there's some chrome on the underbell..