What is Simocash?
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A homosexual, who likes to spank off while watching young boys play sport. Eversince the tender age of 10 in a meat blender accident where he lost his testes he kept the distinct sound of a high-pitched kermit bitch.
If your voice breaks and you make an ass yourself, you will most likely be called a simocash.
If you enjoy watching young boys play sport, and imagine them pantless then you are a simocash