Simon Birch

What is Simon Birch?


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verb. To "simon birch" someone means that you've timed your bounceon a trampoline so that your friend or enemy's knees buckleand fall. The term originates from that weird midget character named simon birch in the 1998 movie of the same title.

"It took a couple of tries, but my babysitter finally simon birched my ass."

See midgets, drop, lay low, trip, simon birch, trampoline


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