What is Simon Birch?
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verb. To "simon birch" someone means that you've timed your
"It took a couple of tries, but my babysitter finally simon birched my ass."
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A man that likes to have (ANAL) Cooley sex with women.
My Friend Seth is a real cooley boy with the ladies!
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