What is Simon Birch?
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verb. To "simon birch" someone means that you've timed your
"It took a couple of tries, but my babysitter finally simon birched my ass."
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German term for an extremely noobish person, or noob cake. Primarily an insult. A pathetic slice of noob.
Fuck you, stupid noobencaken!..