What is Simon Birch?
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verb. To "simon birch" someone means that you've timed your
"It took a couple of tries, but my babysitter finally simon birched my ass."
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Having a penis so large, it makes your mom's penis look small.
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A sex act in which prior to ejaculation, the male removes his penis from its current position and inserts it into the ear of his partner..
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1. Caused when the female breasts interfere with an activity or a goal. 2. In pocket billiards, when the object ball strikes the cor..