What is Simon Birch?
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verb. To "simon birch" someone means that you've timed your
"It took a couple of tries, but my babysitter finally simon birched my ass."
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Fucking your lover in the ass until orgasm, then taking the excrement from the tip of your cock and drawing "eyeglasses" aroun..
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1. n. A usually circular plate or mat which is placed underneath a vessel in order to protect a tabletop surface.
2. n. A given situa..