Simon Brocrotch

What is Simon Brocrotch?


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1) A name you call people for teh lulz

2) A fake name you use to get out of any situation

1) person1: Hey your name is fully Simon Brocrotch

person2: ouch.

2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?

person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch

See simon, bro, crotch, spike, Simon Brocrotch


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