What is Simon Brocrotch?
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1) A name you call people for teh lulz
2) A fake name you use to get out of any situation
1) person1: Hey your name is fully Simon Brocrotch
person2: ouch.
2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?
person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch
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the art of ejaculating on your partners
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To wear a midget as a hat, the midget would idealy be female; allowing for a tighter fit when placing it on ones bonce
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