What is Simon Dean?
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(N.) A faux Fitness Guru who is really an amateur WWe Wrestler who insults Fat Americans and tries to convince (and sometimes threaten) them to buy his overly pricey "Simon System" Weight Loss Products. (Guaranteed Results in 90 Days Flat! Or Your Money Back!) (He's in leagues with that jeans bitch, Natalia! It's Publicity Stunt Insanity in 2004!)
Simon Dean is a Douche Bag, but he's a Correct one, at least.
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