Simon Fierce

What is Simon Fierce?


1.

a.k.a The Houdini

The name says it all. At age 6 he climbed Mount Everest in 1 hour 27 minutes, and 8.9 seconds. He's traveled all around the world, and to the moon... in the same day. He benches two tons, to warm up. Lightweight? Certainly not. He can drink 7 times his body weight. It's called the Simon Fierce breakfast. The Chicago Cubs wanted to sell themselves to him, but graciously refused. It always gets crazy when you party with Simon Fierce. But don't worry, he always pulls out just in time.

"Can you handle fierce? Simon Fierce? I can... at Turnabout."

-Stephanie B.

See flapjack, houdini, rusty trombone, bucking bronco, steph


9

Random Words:

1. end; cessation. The noun form of the verb/adjective quiet. When the principal of the high school found out the football team was bulki..
1. the love that lauren will always and forever have for momo lauren has unconditional loveishum for momo..forever and ever baby See craz..
1. A small and meaningless word spelled with ”an M, an R, a small x, and one L”. Origin: An MST3K sketch. Mike: Hi, everyone. Mike Nelson..