What is Simon Fierce?
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a.k.a The Houdini
The name says it all. At age 6 he climbed Mount Everest in 1 hour 27 minutes, and 8.9 seconds. He's traveled all around the world, and to the moon... in the same day. He benches two tons, to warm up. Lightweight? Certainly not. He can drink 7 times his body weight. It's called the Simon Fierce breakfast. The Chicago Cubs wanted to sell themselves to him, but graciously refused. It always gets crazy when you party with Simon Fierce. But don't worry, he always pulls out just in time.
"Can you handle fierce? Simon Fierce? I can... at Turnabout."
-Stephanie B.
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When a hot chick is sucking your cock and procedes to bobble and suck the balls pretending they were stress relieving balls.
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