Simon Groom Edit Meaning

1. A girl named Kay who likes spanking, hence she is SpanKay 2. Girl with bst evr arse and luvs to eat men :o~ SparrowWing Owwww Nooo i ..

1. chair, once sat in makes the sitter "zoffed" slob:"who's been zoffed?" (sits on zoffing chair) everyone:"..

1. The Beard Rule states simply that the ends of a man's hair shall not reach past the tip of his beard -- or his chin if he has no be..