Simon Groom Edit Meaning

1. A slightly effete man of middling years afflicted with a lisp and a propensity for trouser jazz. Good Lord, look at the pink silk scarf..

1. An ailment of the blood vessels as a result of excessive partying. I can't come out drinking tonight, I've got partyovascular..

1. When you insert crumbled up dog biscuits (preferably IAMS brand) into another person's anus and then eat them out. After the Red S..