Simon Groom Edit Meaning

1. When your girl is laying down and you reverse tea bag her, you leave a Dirty Cheerio on her forehead. Apparently I didn't wipe goo..

1. When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth and swiftly clasps hands over her nose and mouth, and then says something as "Hey, I have..

1. The state of being happily drunk. I'd have to be zappy as hell to watch bear porn...