Simon Groom Edit Meaning

1. Variation of Murphy's Law in that "What can go wrong, shall go wrong. Origins: First used during the Roman Empire when Ceasar..

1. the penis on the verge of becoming hard I had to stop facing her because I felt a peen bone coming on. See schlong, woody..

1. to love yourself and only to yourself, in contrast with having one love between two people. So your gonna go chill with them over me, y..