What is Simon Hanslow Novel?
1.
A mythical unpublished work that is poorly written and full of preposterous ideas and subplots, all characters in such pulp fiction are based on actual people who the author wishes to control like some sick kid playing with dolls.
"This is like something straight from the pages of a Simon Hanslow Novel."
"This has more plot holes and mistakes than a Simon Hanslow Novel!"
"Have you seen Jenny's diary? It's like a Simon Hanslow Novel!"
Random Words:
1.
An article of clothing, usually a shirt, that one gets for free. The most likely source is a contest at a bar/club or a freebiefrom a li..
1.
when a guy cumz in a girls mouth then she blows bubbles with it while the man washes his dick with the bubbles
my mom got mad at me for..
1.
half nigga half heli-copta
EX.1.Yo get in my nigga-copta nigga...
See nigga, bitches, remix, bangaz..