What is Simon Healey?
1.
n., adj.
Pronounced: (Com-plete-ly Ug-ly)
1. Simon Healey in general is the epitome of ugly.
2. The name of something which its mother is a chicken, and father is a lizard.
3. (In reference to #2.) If you were to bread a chicken and a lizard, they would give birth to a Simon Healey.
4. When you look into a mirror and it shatters, but then the shattered pieces shatter.
5. Often used when naming an oversized scaley chickenman of complete uglyness.
6. A descriptive word used when rating how much a person failed their license test.
1. "That kid is Simon Healey."
2. "Have you seen Simon Healey's parents? His mother is a chicken and his dad is a lizard."
3. "Wow, the chicken just laid a Simon Healey! What a shit science experiment.."
4. When he looked into the mirror, I swear, he looked like Simon Healey, and you know what happened to the mirror then."
5. "I call this scaley chickenman of epic ugly... Simon Healey!"
6. "I failed my License test 2 times, I must be Simon Healey. *looks in mirror* Oh no! I'm ugly."
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