Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

Hopefilet

1. When a man attempts to prepare a meal for a woman with the main course consisting of any type of fileted meat or fish in hopes of wooing..

W4r3z

1. Warez/Pirated software said in "leet" text. FTPs have lots of w4r3z filez..

Would You?

1. Asking the question of whether or not one would. Usually referring to someone on television or on the street but can be used in any situ..

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