Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

Cawthorn

1. the coolest person in the fucking world. damn, thats a cawthorn. you can just tell by their hillarious sence of humor and smartness. se..

Into My Shit

1. Wants to have sex with me. A Soutworthism That girl in the green shirt over there is totally into my shit. -Southworth..

Gag Sex

1. A sexual act in which the gratification of a male is heightened by forcively causing a female to gag or choke on his erect penis. Usuall..

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