Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

Dpow

1. refers to cock or dick Man that guys a Dpow! See dpow, d, pow, ass, cock, dick..

Dainties

1. A collection of small dessert items arranged on a plate, including various squares, puffed wheat cake, macaroons, etc. Known to Saskat..

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1. An act of finishing sexual intercourse. As the man reaches his climax, he sneezes in his partner's face. A sneeze is said to be t..

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