Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

Vadge

1. Derived from vagina. Similar in meaning to wuss, wussy, or wimp. A person with no backbone. Pussy is used in much the same way. Don&apo..

Sweaty Boy

1. The result or act of using a slice of salami or bologna to masturbate. As the friction increases, the oil in the lunch meat oozes out. ..

Zamn

1. exclamation derived from the word "damn" used when situation requires a stronger expression "oh zamn! look at that ass!..

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