Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

Nepplet

1. A baby neppy. It sucks the blood out of the leg, penis, ass, or head of humans until it can walk. Bobbert: Hey, Johnny! Johnny: What?..

Quique

1. a funny ass kid who has a retarded side that everyone likes quique, do your retarded face See funny, retarded, retard, jimmy, cool 1...

Explaining Tool

1. commonly a baseball bat; possibly any club type item. He's so stupid I had to use an explaining tool on him. See bat, stick, club..

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