Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

Laptalk

1. n. The act of communicating though voice and webcam by using a laptop computing device. My family and I both got Skype, so now I laptal..

Zaccaria

1. A women, usually single or divorced, who wear mullets to ward off men. Usually resulting in a lesbianic lifestyle. Also likes to watch ..

Teutophobia

1. n. Fear of German(s) or Germanthings. "Oh my fucking god! That Volkswagen will kill us all!"..

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