Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

French Shower

1. This is what slobby meth whores and the like do before they go on a date. They may not have access to running water, or they are just pl..

Mumpet

1. male version of a "strumpet" that dude is a total mumpet! See strumpet, male slut, tool, douchebag, douche 2. mouth + trum..

Mexitude

1. The de facto control of social and political policy by illegal aliens The beginnigs of Mexitude can be seen at Shaw Heights Middle Scho..

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