Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

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Drexting

1. Text messaging while drunk - drunk texting. Similar to drunk dialing - calling people while drunk. After a few beers, I was drexting a..

Qeed

1. The smell of after sexual intercourse and being very high, the smell that is queef and w33d mixed together to make a beautiful smell. M..

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