Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

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Beefhat

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Jignight

1. A bald poser that frequents message boards and spews nonsense or lies in random fashion. Could be considered a troll, altho trolls have ..

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