What is Simon Houston?
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(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.
I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.
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To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.
i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night
Random Words:
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your balls/nuts/huevos/testicles/etc
"Thank god for the men who guard the ass fort."..
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When the porn or any other source of sexual pleasure isn't hot enough to give you a boner and your penis is flacid like a flap jack..
