Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

Jomt

1. Jizz On My Tits i want you to JOMT all night long See cum, tits, jizz, sex, boob..

Nut Job

1. A person of inadequate sanity or lacking normal perceptions of reality Man, that bitch Kara is a nut job 2. The act of sucking on ano..

Zucchetti

1. it's butthole pasta!!!! I'm going to have some zucchetti for dinner tonight. See butthole, pasta, dinner, skull, cap..

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