Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

Uselessrubbish

1. Useless junk that has no use by itself but can develop a use if combined with more useless junk. Beware the useless junk could kill U!?..

Perginity

1. The status of whether or not your friends have seen your penis. Person 1:"Yeah I was in the gym locker room, sadly, I lost my perg..

Yielt

1. another word originated at Villanova University, "yielt" can be used as a replacement for any syllable in a word or any word i..

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