Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?


1.

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

2.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night


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