Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

Texas Two Step

1. After taking a dump and buttoning your pants, a Texas Two Step is when you have to walk back to the toilet after two steps and poop agai..

Jijibwa

1. A slang term for a leprechaun native to North America whose strange dialect prevents it from pronouncing "L"s and "R"..

Chunky Butt

1. Cute way of saying "Baby", often expressed to your Lover. "Hey Chunky butt, How are you?" "Who's my chun..

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