Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

Umgangee

1. soft faeces "michael's done an umgangee in the toilet"..

Bk Ass

1. The classified species of runny poo usually associated with having Burger King for lunch. "Man I ate a BK Stacker today and sharte..

Ranostal

1. to perform sexual intercourse in one's ear tim and mary had a ranostal session See booger 1. to perform sexual intercourse in o..

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