Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

Spaxtic

1. A common misspelling made by all truly stupid people especially the chav crowd "Those fucking moshers are such spaxtic's"..

Zong

1. A bong with its tube in the shape of a Z Thats a phatty zong dude See matt 2. A bong with a pipe that swirls around and goes in fun ..

Neutered

1. No dick; Not able to make babies my dog got neutered so he would stop humping things See Guy..

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