Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

Thelina

1. fat man who wishes he was a woman even though she is so fat that she has no idea whats going on down there person who is: 1.fat as hel..

Jeprodilly

1. a person who thinks they know evrything. Comes from jeprody and dilly dally that jeprodilly do crack and say its lsd See loyd banks..

Flablagraff

1. To be completely dumbfounded at something but can't help laughing at the absurdity of the given situation Jim: I totally had a fla..

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