Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

Slapper Dink

1. A dumb ass; Goof ball; shit head.. Fuck Bone SLAPPER DINK! Poopin' on a crapper stink Lickin' on a boo da baw day A fuckin..

Chupa Meu Pinto

1. Portuguese for suck my dick Chupa meu pinto seu filho da puta Suck my dick you son of a bitch See chupa, pinto, suck, meu, dick..

Crandell

1. A word used to describe someone of the female form whom is so ugly that it brings vomit, tears, and shit to your body all at once becaus..

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