Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

Lape

1. 1)Unconditional love for dolphins 2)A extreme case of over achiever 3)The opposite of George. 4)Anti-George "That Matt, he is s..

Gange

1. An Irish term for a complete idiot, coined by Andy Wilson from Belfast, AKA Wee Andy Tsang, you Gange, what are you doing? See eejit, ..

Nachos And Cheese

1. you take two old retarded women and a cup. You punch both ladies in their cooters. You put the cup under them. When you punch the first ..

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