Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

Zikkin

1. Zikkin - A Stallion who watches over the land of Azeroth, Protecting the little younglins. Did you hear about bill? He's such an Z..

H-clap

1. One guy getting his nob slobbed from the north, while his buddy tags her from the south. At this point they both give each other high f..

2 Percent

1. The percent of women in the world that are neither bitches or hoes. Therefore they are definitely worth caring for. Antonym 98 percent..

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