Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

The Bells

1. Explosive diarrhea normally cause by eating fast food, specifically Taco Bell - hence the name. Good god where's the bathroom, I&a..

W.b.

1. Whore bag. That girl Jen is w.b. See slut, skank, ho, whore 2. An abbreviation for West Bend, a suburb of Milwaukee Wisconsin. Famou..

Durl

1. DURL is an acronym for Dumb Ugly Red Loser. Basically any ginger falls into this category, as it's extremely difficult to be just a..

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