What is Simon Houston?
1.
(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.
I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.
2.
To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.
i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night
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A penis.
Note: Often "smothered in underwear."
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