Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

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Aqua Twat

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Jff

1. Just For Fun. Something done just for the fun of it. -Hey, guess what! -What? -I decided to go to work today jff! See Maddie 2. Ju..

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