Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

Ncea

1. Stands for "National Certificate of Eductaional Achievement". The New Zealand high school qualification standard. Replaced Nat..

Faptastic

1. Said when you see a hot girl (or even just a picture) that makes you want to drop and unload. Can also be used as an adjective for a hot..

One-milimeter Peter

1. a dude with a very small pee-pee that tries to front that he has a BIG one...but doesn't (-__-) Danny: Hi, wanna fawk? Chick: No...

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