Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

W.a.s.

1. Stands for Wide Ass Syndrome. A genetic syndrome that causes the subject to have an enlarged posterior. D! Look! Those chicks have a ba..

Aids Fella

1. Some man who has AIDS Aids Victim: I got a confession to make Normal Bloke: What's that? Aids Victim: I an AIDS fella Normal Bl..

Rodeo Rear

1. A imprinted ring that appears on the buttocks of large individuals that sit on the toilet too long. Damn Betsy you've been in ther..

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