Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

Clot Stomping

1. The dance a woman does when she passes a very large blood clot in the shower and it won't go down the small holes in the drain. Th..

Jizzles

1. adjective. Used to describe something that is funny. see jokes. This originates from the Home Counties of the UK, more specifically fro..

Ziplanie

1. When two people who have been dating for a limited time have sex within the first 24 hours. Hello, my name is Zip, and I shall have sex..

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