Simon Houston

What is Simon Houston?

(adj) To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

I did a Simon Houston the other night on my way home from work.

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

Valavan

1. (Noun) Derived from the ancient Tamil Language, it means "King". But commonly used in the streets for a person with vast amo..

Zoocooferous

1. A word invented to describe a Miss Kasey Sylvester and her bubbly personality. It is defined as one having Kasey-like or silly qualitie..

Rectal Glaucoma

1. Just can't see my ass coming into work today. Boss, bad news the doctor has told me I have a serious case of rectal glaucoma.I hav..

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