Simon Marchant

What is Simon Marchant?

To pull a Simon Marchant is, to join a footballteam and costantly be on the bench.

"That Michael Owen has been pulling a Simon Marchant since he joined Real Madrid eh"?

Shag Pack

1. A mans penis, dick, or any object used to fuck with. Hey ladies. Would either or both of u like to take a ride on my shag pack? See ru..

Cunt Bacon

1. An particularly unattractive vagina, often resembling a piece of meat (i.e, beef, bacon). Randall: I can't believe got drunk enoug..

Zoidbergs

1. The rounded bulges of flesh that protrude around a bra or bikini top, typically caused by wearing a garment that is too tight. Inspired..

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