Simon Marchant

What is Simon Marchant?

To pull a Simon Marchant is, to join a footballteam and costantly be on the bench.

"That Michael Owen has been pulling a Simon Marchant since he joined Real Madrid eh"?

Urban Dick-tug

1. (v.) The act of pulling on your small "All Cap" penis while adding a word to the website slangdefine 1. OMG yea my keyboard i..

Geminal

1. a strip club... its a mix between gentlemens club and genitals..... Lets go see some clear heels at the geminal See strip, whore, club..

Backgrot

1. Backgrot is a play on the words Backdrop and Grot. Meaning a pornographic background image on a computer desktop. "That'd mak..

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