Simon Marchant

What is Simon Marchant?

To pull a Simon Marchant is, to join a footballteam and costantly be on the bench.

"That Michael Owen has been pulling a Simon Marchant since he joined Real Madrid eh"?

Gold Plated Ass Monkey

1. the highest honor given to a fuckwit or kidiot for going above and beyond the call of duty for that obnoxious profession. Todays GPAM g..

You Need A Fug

1. An act of simulated sex, disguised as a hug but in reality both parties just want to fuck. They don’t yet have the balls to just get it ..

Minibob

1. Person who looks like another Bob (usually a girl) but is considerably smaller in size. "Wow, that little girl looks exactly like ..

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