Simon Marchant

What is Simon Marchant?

To pull a Simon Marchant is, to join a footballteam and costantly be on the bench.

"That Michael Owen has been pulling a Simon Marchant since he joined Real Madrid eh"?

Kumpblin

1. The opposite of a blumpkin. When you eat a girl out while she shits. Brian gave Sarah a kumpblin for her birthday. See blumpkin, shit,..

'tutes

1. one who is paid for sex That 'tute got messed up by Al Gore...

Sugar Clit

1. sticky residue left on vaginal/pelvic region(s) after consuming FUNNEL CAKE, then performing oral sex we shared a funnel cake and then ..

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