Simon Marchant

What is Simon Marchant?

To pull a Simon Marchant is, to join a footballteam and costantly be on the bench.

"That Michael Owen has been pulling a Simon Marchant since he joined Real Madrid eh"?

Plugger Tugger

1. While mad at your female friend or wife, it may be necessary to tie the leading edge of their tampon string to the bed post with monofil..

Marfucker

1. A fag that like huge schrodum and eats the hair of a bush he likes fat ass hoes but thinks they should have a dick instead of a pussy..

Lazy Nipple

1. When a girl has really erect nipples but one is pointing off to the side...kinda like a lazy eye, but a nipple. Wow, it must be cold ou..

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