What is Simon Sex?
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Having sex while the chosen partner; "Simon" gets to shout out different positions, and the other partner has less then 30 seconds to perform. Gets progressivly tougher. If they fail they get punched in the face.
Guy 1: So last night during simon sex with my girl, I only got through 4 positions before I got a punch in the face!
Guy 2: Tough shit man....
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most commonly found the morning after a party when there's so much grime on the floor that you cannot move without getting splashed..
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disease you contract from spending lots of cash.
originally used by rev run.
My baby daddy said the huggies be giving him myfundsarel..
