What is Simon Sex?
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Having sex while the chosen partner; "Simon" gets to shout out different positions, and the other partner has less then 30 seconds to perform. Gets progressivly tougher. If they fail they get punched in the face.
Guy 1: So last night during simon sex with my girl, I only got through 4 positions before I got a punch in the face!
Guy 2: Tough shit man....
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We should call qualiserve for some vending machines in our office.
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When you stand over your girlfriend, cum on them, and laugh at them.
I splooged on my girlfriends head, she said I was a asshole, I sai..
