What is Simon Sex?
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Having sex while the chosen partner; "Simon" gets to shout out different positions, and the other partner has less then 30 seconds to perform. Gets progressivly tougher. If they fail they get punched in the face.
Guy 1: So last night during simon sex with my girl, I only got through 4 positions before I got a punch in the face!
Guy 2: Tough shit man....
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1: a person who thinks they know everything about being gay and wants to school you in the ways of being properly gay enough
2: a wise ..
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when you fuck a girl in the ass without lube, protection, or anything of that sort.
He hit that shit raw dog in the butt...
