What is Simon Sex?
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Having sex while the chosen partner; "Simon" gets to shout out different positions, and the other partner has less then 30 seconds to perform. Gets progressivly tougher. If they fail they get punched in the face.
Guy 1: So last night during simon sex with my girl, I only got through 4 positions before I got a punch in the face!
Guy 2: Tough shit man....
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Random Words:
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A guy who thinks he's the shit and is cocky on the outside, but in reality he sucks at life and has no confidence.
"Hey Jenny..
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a conservative goon; a descendent of the Reotutar clan;
Did you hear what that guy said? He's reotutarded.
See goon, reo, retard..
