Simon Sex

What is Simon Sex?

1.

Having sex while the chosen partner; "Simon" gets to shout out different positions, and the other partner has less then 30 seconds to perform. Gets progressivly tougher. If they fail they get punched in the face.

Guy 1: So last night during simon sex with my girl, I only got through 4 positions before I got a punch in the face!

Guy 2: Tough shit man....

See simon, sex, position, girl, guy, punch
67

Random Words:

Lepy's Mom
1. 1. Friggen Huge 2. Someone who has such size that it can effect the tides 3. Mother of Lepy That whale has nothing on Lepy's Mom..
Read more
33161
1. An area code for the small region of Biscayne Park in Miami-Dade county. Used to define anything "lame", "uncool", &..
Read more
Mulge
1. a fusion of man and bulge aka man bulge the ever present bulge in a guys pants "whoa, look at the mulge on that" "omg,..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free