What is Simon Sex?
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Having sex while the chosen partner; "Simon" gets to shout out different positions, and the other partner has less then 30 seconds to perform. Gets progressivly tougher. If they fail they get punched in the face.
Guy 1: So last night during simon sex with my girl, I only got through 4 positions before I got a punch in the face!
Guy 2: Tough shit man....
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Random Words:
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Dead, not alive, corpse, un-living.
person 1: Omg! he's Electroencephalographically-Challenged!
person 2: what?
Person 1: he&apo..
