Simon Sex

What is Simon Sex?

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Having sex while the chosen partner; "Simon" gets to shout out different positions, and the other partner has less then 30 seconds to perform. Gets progressivly tougher. If they fail they get punched in the face.

Guy 1: So last night during simon sex with my girl, I only got through 4 positions before I got a punch in the face!

Guy 2: Tough shit man....

See simon, sex, position, girl, guy, punch
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