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1. The description of obsession over Natalie Portman. <guy> "I really like Natalie Portman." <girl> "Oh, you s..

1. Having sex on fire "My girlfriend and I were on fire and we knew we were going to die so we decided to at least give 53rd base a t..

1. After a guy ejaculates in a girl's rectum, the semen seeps into the vagina and causes pregnancy. My child is a Goober Baby. Oh, ..