What is Simondo?
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Name given to an office based junior sales executive who constantly kisses his bosses butt.Is prone to spreading office gossip. usually these people "bat for the other side" and can usually been seen making the boss cups of tea.
Dont mention it to him, he will do a simondo on you
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A very gay, very feminine, male, office based sales person. Who loves his boss and would do anything for him.
he's doing a simondo again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the use of words such as "kewl" and shortening words like you and, are to u and, r due to extreme laziness.
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typicaly used to describe sum1 who will spend ridiculous amounts of money on items of clothing because of the name/logo on said item
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When you engauge in anal intercourse with a female and you pull out your member and you notice she left you a present sitting inside you..