Simonetti

What is Simonetti?

The act of reaching around and giving a man a handjob as you have anal sex with him. Made famous in the movie "Full Metal Jacket"

John is a righteous dude. He gave me a Simonetti while he had me bent over the other day.

See anal, butt, reach around, cornhole, buttfuck

John Oliver's English Dictionary

1. a mediocre or unsatisfying handjob that john oliver's english dictionary has left me unsatisfied See handjob, inadequate, daily s..

Orton Out

1. To drink Jack & Coke in massive quantities like a champ. Dude way to Orton Out last night!! You and Brennan drank a 1.75 by yoursel..

Orphaned

1. The loss of two parents or all parents, especially is literature. See bastardise. Words like snowballing, which is an urban sexual term..

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