Simonetti

What is Simonetti?

The act of reaching around and giving a man a handjob as you have anal sex with him. Made famous in the movie "Full Metal Jacket"

John is a righteous dude. He gave me a Simonetti while he had me bent over the other day.

See anal, butt, reach around, cornhole, buttfuck

Pecker Track

1. the trail of semen left on a sheet or matress after intercourse Spoon loves to lick his own pecker tracks after sex..

Sloppy Sucka

1. fat male usually at the time of calling devouring some sort of sandwich, whilst in the act of devouration he is sweating profusely from ..

Zx2000

1. The greatest invention on the PLANET! Maybe in the GALAXY! A wall plug in back massager that you use for (eh-hem) well, NOT BACK mass..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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