Simonetti

What is Simonetti?


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The act of reaching around and giving a man a handjob as you have anal sex with him. Made famous in the movie "Full Metal Jacket"

John is a righteous dude. He gave me a Simonetti while he had me bent over the other day.

See anal, butt, reach around, cornhole, buttfuck


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