Simonetti

What is Simonetti?

The act of reaching around and giving a man a handjob as you have anal sex with him. Made famous in the movie "Full Metal Jacket"

John is a righteous dude. He gave me a Simonetti while he had me bent over the other day.

See anal, butt, reach around, cornhole, buttfuck

Yous

1. more than one you; a lot of you; many people "Yous all seen what he done." ( a proud owner making a speech on receiving a t..

Hatzis

1. a greek last name for bad ass people who are amazing. Dude, Chris Hatzis is such a baller, i frickin love him. See chris, greek, cool,..

Human Vacuum

1. One who sucks many a dick, much like a vacuum sucks up dirt. Most of the time it is a woman. Example 1 Bill : I heard that broads a re..

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