Simonetti

What is Simonetti?

The act of reaching around and giving a man a handjob as you have anal sex with him. Made famous in the movie "Full Metal Jacket"

John is a righteous dude. He gave me a Simonetti while he had me bent over the other day.

See anal, butt, reach around, cornhole, buttfuck

Xlr82dmax

1. A person who can come up with amazingly funny puns at blazingly rapid speeds. "That guy certainly xlr82dmax's to the punch li..

Reddig

1. cunt eater.who goes both ways. likes it in the back door...

Zerolight

1. Offensive slang for a "black person" in some eastern suburbs of boston. Similar to the N word. Seen as a verbal assault. &quo..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Simonetti Edit Meaning