Simonetti

What is Simonetti?

The act of reaching around and giving a man a handjob as you have anal sex with him. Made famous in the movie "Full Metal Jacket"

John is a righteous dude. He gave me a Simonetti while he had me bent over the other day.

See anal, butt, reach around, cornhole, buttfuck

Creeping Up On The Come Up

1. To work yourself into the proximity of your desired subject with the sole purpose of shamelessly hitting on them. Said subject is usuall..

Infowank

1. To continue giving information after your audience's eyes have glazed over. Also: infowanking, infowanker Do I need to know this..

The Outhouse

1. The outhouse is when during sex, the man pulls his cock out and takes a dump in the girls pussy much like pooping in the hole in the gro..

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