Simonetti

What is Simonetti?

The act of reaching around and giving a man a handjob as you have anal sex with him. Made famous in the movie "Full Metal Jacket"

John is a righteous dude. He gave me a Simonetti while he had me bent over the other day.

See anal, butt, reach around, cornhole, buttfuck

Peehelper

1. (aust) circa 1980. the woman who helps her friend (female), normally at a nightclub/venue, go to the bathroom. julia needs to go to the..

1-up

1. 1. An extra life(or extra man) that you need in order to progress through a video game. In fact, you'll need enough of these to mak..

Hilorible

1. combination between hilarious and horrible. "It was so hilorible when Thomas slipped and broke his leg!" See horrible, hilar..

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