Simonetti

What is Simonetti?

The act of reaching around and giving a man a handjob as you have anal sex with him. Made famous in the movie "Full Metal Jacket"

John is a righteous dude. He gave me a Simonetti while he had me bent over the other day.

See anal, butt, reach around, cornhole, buttfuck

Red Ted

1. A crazy Red haired trinity drunken guy. Dude is Red Ted coming to the party tonight?..

Zamboner Ride

1. Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni. Hey baby, why don't you stop..

Nohthing

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