Simonetti

What is Simonetti?

The act of reaching around and giving a man a handjob as you have anal sex with him. Made famous in the movie "Full Metal Jacket"

John is a righteous dude. He gave me a Simonetti while he had me bent over the other day.

See anal, butt, reach around, cornhole, buttfuck

The Person Sitting Next To Me

1. Mikes playing the worlds smallest F1 game This is so hard..

Blitzburger

1. One who is Horribly Skilled at All Video Games damn blitzburger sucks..

Va Ju Ju

1. another term for pussy, punani, cunt "dont stick that in my va ju ju" "did he really think all that large throbing peni..

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