Simonetti

What is Simonetti?

The act of reaching around and giving a man a handjob as you have anal sex with him. Made famous in the movie "Full Metal Jacket"

John is a righteous dude. He gave me a Simonetti while he had me bent over the other day.

See anal, butt, reach around, cornhole, buttfuck

Ugly Little Spud

1. Anything small, ugly and annoying. Children for example. Used in Ghostbusters to describe slimer. "He's an ugly little spud i..

Test Firing The Rape Cannon

1. to masturbate or jerk your gherkin. Test firing the rape cannon is recommended by many doctors. See masturbate, jerk off, jack off..

Kozub

1. The awesome word that means awesome-rightieousnessess zooey and kira are so kozub!!! See kozub, kick ass, rockin, badabing, yippy..

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