What is Simonique?
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1.a black girl who carries a bag of grapes and steals from asians
2. a girl who thinks some peoples logic is not logical
3. verb to steal from asians
1. Kristine: Hey Gab, do you have grapes on you?
Gab: no, but i heard Simonique stole some from an asian girl in math
2. Kristine: 1+1=2 but 2+2 doesn't.
Simonique: WHAT?!? your logic is not logical. Give me those grapes!
Gab: whoa, did i just hear a Simonique?
3. Kareina: Hey asians, can i have some of your rice?
Kristine and Gab: Please! Don't Simonique us!
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