Simonize

What is Simonize?


1.

brought about by the judge simon in American idol, simonizing is taking a certain comment of critisism, usually bad, and making it an insult

Bob: Joe just broke up with Kate, and Steve totally came in and simonized the easy letdown!!!!!!!!

Jim: JERK!!!!!

See bitch up, compliment

2.

1. pwn in a street race

2. Wax

3. Turn and burn

4. what happens to glenn's car when he races a minivan

WOOOO! VR4 Baby! We waxed em!

Simonize that shiat! Who's your father?


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