What is Simp?
1.
a guy who acts all tough like he doesn't care about his girlfriend around his friends but acts all whipped in front of his girlfriend.
(to friends)
Simp: Alicia's nothin to me. I don't even like her, man. I'm just playin her.
(to Alicia)
Simp: Baby girl, i love you. You're my everything.
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2.
Guy that claims they are players/pimps. But when they are with a girl they spend their money on them, their time on them tell them they love em. But the bitch is playing them!!
The Beltran Brothers are straight simps. Val be buying bitches cars, clothes, supporting these bitches while they kick it. Bitches don't even have jobs. Simp ass fool can't even afford a hair cut but bitch is rolling brand spanking new car. Marco be taking his ex wife on vacations. Trying to impress this bitch when this bitch has no love for him. These brothers are staights simps.. Using their kids as excuses to be simps!!
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3.
simp contains the root words sissy and pimp. a simp is a dude who is a sissy pimp usually has a gf so in a sense is pimpin' but is a fuckin wuss becasue he is so sprung on some hoe hints the simp
simpin' aint eassyyyyyy
4.
Is the condition of a former pimp going sissy wimp for a girl—love whipped, willing to do anything, and acting so outta character, he making even hisself and his homeboys sick. (girly, wussy, sissy, whipped).
Ya straight simpin’
Don’t be such a simp…
What a simp!
5.
A man who obtains sexual relations with women through monetary expenditures rather than using traditional game, charisma, charm and/or character.
That guy is a simp because he took that hoe to an expensive five-star restaurant in hopes of getting pussy later on that night.
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6.
A sissy/pimp (dude with no ACTUAL game). Acts tough and is usually a sissy pretty boy that will tell a girl anything she needs to hear to try and get laid no matter how lame it is. These guys will usually go to enormous lengths and spend ridiculous amount of money trying to impress a girl that he's not going to get anyway. These girls will often go home and night thinking how easy it was to manipulate these tools out of their money.
Simping: "babygirl your the most beautiful girl in the world can I buy you and all your friends a drink, it ain't a problem for a guy like me"
Simp: "Yea i got a new beamer it was only 70 thousand dollars (that his dad bought him) why don't you and all your friends drink all night on me"
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7.
A guy who tags along with hot girls because he think it will get him laid.
Tell that fucking simp to stop calling and hanging out with your girlfriend.
