Simple Green Edit Meaning

1.

when a male uses a green objects (usually a vegetable of some sort) to penetrate and arouse the anus of another, whilst they are bending over a whitegoods product.

he took it to far last night man...he wanted me to put a watermelon in his butt!! talk about simple green!!!

See stereoballs, niggerfaggot, dickcheese, assrape

2.

when an object of green colour, is inserted into the anus of another male whilst they are bending over a washing machine, in a rather simple way.

tom gave kyle simple green the other night, he told me there are still parts of gherkin in his rectum.

See simple, green, tom, kyle, stereoballs