What is Simple Green?
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when a male uses a green objects (usually a vegetable of some sort) to penetrate and arouse the anus of another, whilst they are bending over a whitegoods product.
he took it to far last night man...he wanted me to put a watermelon in his butt!! talk about simple green!!!
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when an object of green colour, is inserted into the anus of another male whilst they are bending over a washing machine, in a rather simple way.
tom gave kyle simple green the other night, he told me there are still parts of gherkin in his rectum.
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A penis large enough to block out the sun. Causing a total eclipse.
Jupiter is smaller than a Sarah's Penis!
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That's one thing a man does if you ever see his hands reaching the crotch area.
Especially when wearing jeans, adjustment is nece..
