What is Simple Green?
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when a male uses a green objects (usually a vegetable of some sort) to penetrate and arouse the anus of another, whilst they are bending over a whitegoods product.
he took it to far last night man...he wanted me to put a watermelon in his butt!! talk about simple green!!!
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when an object of green colour, is inserted into the anus of another male whilst they are bending over a washing machine, in a rather simple way.
tom gave kyle simple green the other night, he told me there are still parts of gherkin in his rectum.
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The Titty Dip is when you see pictures of girls bending over showing as much cleavage as they can for the camera. This is very popular ..
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An insult, an alternative to kiss my arse
"Got a spare fag mate?"
"Kiss my hairy fat one"
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