What is Simple Male?
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Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.
1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.
Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!
Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.
Average Male: Why is that acceptable?
Simple Male: Im off for a shag
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Random Words:
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one who chugs bones. see "knob greaser"
that chick is one hell of a bone chugger..
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A sudden change in mood from euphoric and positive to depressed and negative due to a certain event or information.
I was really happy,..
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A phrase that replaces "you show her/it/them".
"I know you can take down that midget, you ice dat pony!"..