Simple Male

What is Simple Male?


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Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.

1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.

Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!

Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.

Average Male: Why is that acceptable?

Simple Male: Im off for a shag

See wanker, sex, twat, dirty, stupid


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