Simple Plan Concert Edit Meaning

1.

noun; slang

Emo (semi-homo) slang for killing yourself. A ticket to a Simple Plan Concert is a razorblade, shiv, exact-o-knife or any poor ass cutting device.

"I hate my life, I'm thinking about going to the Simple Plan Concert."

"Jesus Christ, don't do it!"

See suicide, emo, homosexual, low self-esteem

2.

A concert that sells every ticket in the house. However, only four people show up after they realize what band the tickets are for.

Johnny: Damn, these tickets are no good! It's a waste of my time to even go to a Simple Plan Concert

Pierre Bouvier: Holy cheesy poutine guys! There's nobody here!

See quebec, poutine