What is Simple Plan Concert?
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noun; slang
Emo (semi-homo) slang for killing yourself. A ticket to a Simple Plan Concert is a razorblade, shiv, exact-o-knife or any poor ass cutting device.
"I hate my life, I'm thinking about going to the Simple Plan Concert."
"Jesus Christ, don't do it!"
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A concert that sells every ticket in the house. However, only four people show up after they realize what band the tickets are for.
Johnny: Damn, these tickets are no good! It's a waste of my time to even go to a Simple Plan Concert
Pierre Bouvier: Holy cheesy poutine guys! There's nobody here!
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