What is Simples?
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Used to suggest that something is particularly easy to comprehend or uncomplicated. Communicates a greater level of simplicity than its antecedent 'simple'.
Often used ironically after an especially convoluted/complex explanation of something.
Coined by Aleksandr Orlov, the meerkat of comparethemeerkat fame.
"A comfortable victory for Liverpool at Hull City had seen the Reds climb back to the Premier League summit, but only by virtue of goal difference. Therefore, United knew a point against European-chasing team Tottenham would be enough to send them back to the top. Simples."
- Andy Gray, Sky Sports News
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The act of masterbation.
I masterphize at lest 20 times daily.
See wack it, beat it, choke the chicken, flogging the dolphin..
