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1. Any type of intercourse preceeded by rubbing hand warmers up and down the genital phallus. Scott: The new Toasty Torpedo? Toaster Oven..

1. Your masterful lord. Seen in the online game Planetside. Frequently misspelled as 'gaurdian of doom' you got owned by the Gua..

1. Something or someone that is tres cool, even though they falsify their asian ancestry. Lizzy: Do you like custard tarts? Ryan: They a..