Simplitastic Edit Meaning

1. A mind that takes in every scrap of garbage tossed at it, much like an open mouth takes in flies, mosquitoes, and other trash. An open ..

1. When you don't want to pee in a urinal because someone is standing next to you. It's quite common, so don't feel weird i..

1. Taking a crap in a quick manner to fool others into thinking you only peed. I had to take a quick crap last night after I brought my da..